Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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