I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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