Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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