I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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