So drunk its hurt
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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