Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I AM VODKA MAN
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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