Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Randomize
