the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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