Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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