Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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