Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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