how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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