Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
if only i could text you this smell
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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