Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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