I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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