Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
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