She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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