She's JV to your varsity
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
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