Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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