Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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