also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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