bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
