My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I will be naked everywhere
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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