can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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