Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I will pee on everything he values.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
