I want to stick my p in your. b.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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