After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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