We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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