man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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