Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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