Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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