real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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