on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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