i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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