life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Also, beer. Big fan.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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