He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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