so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Randomize
