Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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