i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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