We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
