hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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