I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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