sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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