Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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