It's like God shit irony all over that family
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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