whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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