Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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