Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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