Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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