Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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