Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
he was CRYING into my vagina
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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