I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
this will be a night to untag.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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