If i come over, it means nothing
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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