ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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