he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
The feeling are messing with the penis
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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