i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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